As you read the title for this blog, you were probably confused and very curious. I’m sure as you continue to read, you will find much laughter in this blog, and you might even shed a few tears! These are just a few events that have taken place over the last three weekends.
Three weekends ago, Jesus was here visiting. It was a Friday afternoon, Jesus and I were watching a movie. Suddenly, natured called and Jesus needed to use the restroom. We paused the movie, and Jesus headed to the restroom. Next thing I know, Jesus is calling my name. I walked in to see what was going on. As I got closer to the bathroom door, I can hear a chicken. I looked at Jesus and asked him if there was a chicken in the bathroom, he shook his head yes, all the while, he was laughing. Apparently, Jesus had made it in the bathroom and was just about to go when the chicken came out from behind the shower curtain. Jesus quickly opened the door to get out. After finding out there was a chicken on the loose, I kindly excused myself into the bedroom, closing the door behind me. I told Jesus that he could take care of getting it out! I would occasionally open the door to take a peek and see what was going on, but that was all for me. (If you don’t know, I am scared to death of birds…any kind of bird…including chickens!) At one point Jesus thought the chicken had gone out of the bathroom and out the front door, so he once again entered the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Within a moment, I heard an interesting noise, and the bathroom door came flying open. Jesus quickly came out, with the chicken behind him. I once again quickly closed the bedroom door. I peeked out long enough to ask where the chicken was, to find out it was now under the T.V. stand. I gave Jesus the mop, told him to open the back door and chase the chicken outside. Finally, the episode was over, and we were chicken free. Unfortunately, at this point not only did Jesus still need to go to the bathroom, but after laughing so much I too needed to use the restroom. To my surprise and disgust, the chicken had also needed to use the restroom, and had pooped all over the floor in the bathroom. Not little poop either….like puppy dog poop! I had the unfortunate pleasure of getting to clean the mess that the unwelcome visitor left behind! Overall, it gave both Jesus and I a good laugh, one that we won’t forget anytime soon.
Two weekends ago, Jesus and I had another unexpected visitor. During the afternoon I had been in the kitchen about to cook lunch. As I opened the lid to the gas stove top, a friendly little mouse ran out. I did take a jump back, but realized it had quickly left, and all was well. This was not the first little mouse I had seen, so although I don’t like them, I’m more used to seeing them now. He left though, and I thought no more about the little creature. Not until later that evening anyways! Once again the story takes place in the restroom, and involves none other than Jesus. Jesus was in the bathroom and as he was finishing up, and pulling his clothes back on, our little mouse decided to enter the scene. Not sure what scared the little guy, but something caused him to run like crazy and head for escape. Apparently, as he entered the bathroom he ran up Jesus’ leg and into his underwear, just as Jesus’ was pulling them up. I was in the other room, and heard a strange noise, but thought nothing of it. Then Jesus came out of the bathroom and was laughing. He explained the story to me and showed me how he jumped and shook until the mouse ran out of his underwear and into the shower, where he instantly found unexpected water, and died. Yup, that’s right. Thanks to the shower not draining still, the little guy ran into a shower that was still filled with water, and drowned to death. I couldn’t believe it! Two weekends in a row, and something had happened to Jesus in the bathroom, and each time I laughed so hard, it brought tears to my eyes. Later Jesus was kind enough to take the dead mouse outside, where I’m sure a hungry cat came along and ate the little guy.
The final story once again involves the bathroom and Jesus. This time Jesus was in the bathroom after lunch brushing his teeth. I had gotten my toothbrush and was brushing my teeth, walking around, like normal. As I was walking around I heard a loud noise in the bathroom. As I looked inside, Jesus was holding the bathroom sink in his hands. He had been leaning on the sink, and it fell right off the hooks and into his surprised hands! He turned around and gave me a look of HELP, but all I could do was laugh. He had toothpaste all over his mouth, toothbrush hanging out of his mouth and was holding the bathroom sink in his hands! I went and quickly finished brushing my teeth, while laughing the whole time. I did go back and offer him my help, while he at least went and spit out the toothpaste and set his toothbrush down. He kindly left me guarding the sink that he had replaced back on the hooks. When he returned, he thanked me for all my help during his time of need and I told him how welcome I was, and laughed some more. We finally got the sink back where it belonged and the pipes put back in place.
Each one of these moments, I wish I would have grabbed my camera and had a photo for each one! However, I didn’t think that fast, so I don’t have photos of any of this candid camera moments. However, these three funny stories will forever be embedded in my mind, and I know for years to come Jesus and I will still be laughing about them!
Three weekends ago, Jesus was here visiting. It was a Friday afternoon, Jesus and I were watching a movie. Suddenly, natured called and Jesus needed to use the restroom. We paused the movie, and Jesus headed to the restroom. Next thing I know, Jesus is calling my name. I walked in to see what was going on. As I got closer to the bathroom door, I can hear a chicken. I looked at Jesus and asked him if there was a chicken in the bathroom, he shook his head yes, all the while, he was laughing. Apparently, Jesus had made it in the bathroom and was just about to go when the chicken came out from behind the shower curtain. Jesus quickly opened the door to get out. After finding out there was a chicken on the loose, I kindly excused myself into the bedroom, closing the door behind me. I told Jesus that he could take care of getting it out! I would occasionally open the door to take a peek and see what was going on, but that was all for me. (If you don’t know, I am scared to death of birds…any kind of bird…including chickens!) At one point Jesus thought the chicken had gone out of the bathroom and out the front door, so he once again entered the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Within a moment, I heard an interesting noise, and the bathroom door came flying open. Jesus quickly came out, with the chicken behind him. I once again quickly closed the bedroom door. I peeked out long enough to ask where the chicken was, to find out it was now under the T.V. stand. I gave Jesus the mop, told him to open the back door and chase the chicken outside. Finally, the episode was over, and we were chicken free. Unfortunately, at this point not only did Jesus still need to go to the bathroom, but after laughing so much I too needed to use the restroom. To my surprise and disgust, the chicken had also needed to use the restroom, and had pooped all over the floor in the bathroom. Not little poop either….like puppy dog poop! I had the unfortunate pleasure of getting to clean the mess that the unwelcome visitor left behind! Overall, it gave both Jesus and I a good laugh, one that we won’t forget anytime soon.
Two weekends ago, Jesus and I had another unexpected visitor. During the afternoon I had been in the kitchen about to cook lunch. As I opened the lid to the gas stove top, a friendly little mouse ran out. I did take a jump back, but realized it had quickly left, and all was well. This was not the first little mouse I had seen, so although I don’t like them, I’m more used to seeing them now. He left though, and I thought no more about the little creature. Not until later that evening anyways! Once again the story takes place in the restroom, and involves none other than Jesus. Jesus was in the bathroom and as he was finishing up, and pulling his clothes back on, our little mouse decided to enter the scene. Not sure what scared the little guy, but something caused him to run like crazy and head for escape. Apparently, as he entered the bathroom he ran up Jesus’ leg and into his underwear, just as Jesus’ was pulling them up. I was in the other room, and heard a strange noise, but thought nothing of it. Then Jesus came out of the bathroom and was laughing. He explained the story to me and showed me how he jumped and shook until the mouse ran out of his underwear and into the shower, where he instantly found unexpected water, and died. Yup, that’s right. Thanks to the shower not draining still, the little guy ran into a shower that was still filled with water, and drowned to death. I couldn’t believe it! Two weekends in a row, and something had happened to Jesus in the bathroom, and each time I laughed so hard, it brought tears to my eyes. Later Jesus was kind enough to take the dead mouse outside, where I’m sure a hungry cat came along and ate the little guy.
The final story once again involves the bathroom and Jesus. This time Jesus was in the bathroom after lunch brushing his teeth. I had gotten my toothbrush and was brushing my teeth, walking around, like normal. As I was walking around I heard a loud noise in the bathroom. As I looked inside, Jesus was holding the bathroom sink in his hands. He had been leaning on the sink, and it fell right off the hooks and into his surprised hands! He turned around and gave me a look of HELP, but all I could do was laugh. He had toothpaste all over his mouth, toothbrush hanging out of his mouth and was holding the bathroom sink in his hands! I went and quickly finished brushing my teeth, while laughing the whole time. I did go back and offer him my help, while he at least went and spit out the toothpaste and set his toothbrush down. He kindly left me guarding the sink that he had replaced back on the hooks. When he returned, he thanked me for all my help during his time of need and I told him how welcome I was, and laughed some more. We finally got the sink back where it belonged and the pipes put back in place.
Each one of these moments, I wish I would have grabbed my camera and had a photo for each one! However, I didn’t think that fast, so I don’t have photos of any of this candid camera moments. However, these three funny stories will forever be embedded in my mind, and I know for years to come Jesus and I will still be laughing about them!
